Your sports teams are like your children. You don’t love them because they are good. You love them because they are yours.

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journey-with-you-512:

your wife is amazing

journey-with-you-512:

your wife is amazing

(via snarkustotallus)

miscaitlin:

jerrkoff:

miscaitlin:

miscaitlin:

MY DAD IS SINGING TO A STICK INSECT

I BET YALL THINK I WAS JOKING image

y did u blur out his boobs

keepin tumblr clean

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The Yule Ball is first and foremost …

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dex5m:

qwanderer:

thisisevenharderthannamingablog:

girl-farts:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

I was thinking the same thing!

Top tip from Marvel Cosmetics: French braid + lips, brows and lashes.

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masscracc:

You’ll do what?

(via iou-a-fall-ponds)

sherlocksfancycheekbones:

ironic-blog-title:

How to make him a sandwich

How to deal with sexist nazis 101

memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

(via theconsultingdoctor)

theboykingandhisknight:

qabriel:

wow sammy looks really sad here.

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don’t be sad

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that’s better.

That’s horrifying

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